gq:
America’s Douchiest Colleges! NOW A BOOK YOU NEED TO OWN.
The reviews are in!
New York Magazine: “actually features impressively well-researched and pointed insults.”*
Lawrence Summers: “They dedicated this book to me!”
Mike Krzyzewski: “A work of profound jealousy. Haters gonna hate.”
A dude who went to Arizona State: “Not everyone has perfect boobs here. Otherwise: spot on!”
Paul Wolfowitz: ” It’s not just simply a matter of capturing people and holding them accountable, but removing the sanctuaries, removing the support systems, ending states who sponsor terrorism. And ad hominem attacks on my alma mater by men who review blazers.”
Matthew Mcconaughey: “bongos!”
*real!
If you’re a douche bag looking for a school that suits you.
