TSA searched a woman’s suitcase and found her vibrator, the unknown TSA agent then left a note in the woman’s suitcase. She was on her way to Dublin.
TSA supports ladies getting freaky and so do I. Check out Gothamist.com for more details.
Imma Mega Fucking Bitch
The Occupy Wall Street commercial.
Great idea, but way to make it look like a Valtrex commercial, dudes.
Good first effort though in conveying what it is the protesters actually want. These kind of things are what our colleagues in the media need.
Zombie Muppets by Jon Defreest
It’s not easy being undead.
Artist: behance / website / twitter / tumblr
(via: tauntr)
Puppet love.
Charlie Sheen is going as well himself. I wonder if you’ll eventually be able to buy this mask in-stores or online.
Apply to Greendale Community College
Apply to Greendale or just check out the campus and all it has to offer.
“Pop Quiz” was written and created by Abed Nadir.
If you love having sweaty balls in your mouth why not try having Ben & Jerry’s Schweddy Balls in your mouth.
It’s Vanilla Ice Cream with a Hint of Rum & Loaded with Fudge covered Rum & Malt Balls. I think a perfect topping would be Rum and to wash it all down a tall class of Rum!
The ice cream is based on a 1998 SNL skit featuring Alec Baldwin. Some store are refusing to sell it for it’s risque name. So hurry and get your hands on some Schweddy Balls now before this Limited Edition flavor is gone.
NBC’s Community Bingo
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COMMUNITY RULES!
Created by: Online Associates DegreeLOVE THIS!
This is just as awesome as donut ring toss or strip poker or donkey punches (not the same as what you’re thinking, but your butt will still clench).
Jeff Goldblum is playing my father on #Theleaguefx. Rupert and Rodney Ruxin. I wish there was more of a resemblance.
All kinds of perfect.
Season 3 Spoilers!
Kraven by Hark! A Vagrant
Kate Moss photographed by Mert and Marcus for W Magazine, March 2008
I honestly can not get on tumblr without having to masturbate. Instead of going to a sex addiction group, I’ll just start a tumblr blog for sex addicts.
Sex addict meet up? I see no problems arising from that.
It’s like a jerk circle but in a computer lab or a coffee shop. Cream in your coffee? Creamed in your coffee? Want this coffee?
No thank you.
Doctor Who Official on Tumblr: BBC America Halloween Contest until Oct 18th! #HalloWHOeen
Today is the day for finding out things. Like that BBC America has a Doctor Who SMS Club, and also:
BBC America is having a Halloween Costume Contest!
Things to note:
1. Contest ends on October 18th, 11:59p EDT. (Plenty of time!)
2. Only open to U.S. residents 18 and older…
2 days left…
Wait. Why don’t we still have these?
If I were going to name a Whisky vending machine the first name I would decide on would obviously be: “EVVA.”
Cafeterias will never be the same.
Department Store Robut Fuggin
Forget mannequins in Russia. In the Central Universal Store in Moscow, they have replaced with robots who are programmed for sexin’. These are actual window displays in the middle of town, visible to all. Does this make you the voyeur for checkin it out? All I know is that cyborg men and women gettin’ it on is the kind of dystopian future world I can really get behind (that’s what she said).
(source: sketch-turner, via: englishrussia)
From one robot to another, this is what I’m talking about.
Tentacle Face by Travis Perkins
Says Travis: “Inspired when I noticed a recurring theme in sci-fi alien design: tentacle mouths! From L to R: a pak’ma’ra from Babylon 5, Zoidberg from Futurama, an Ood from Doctor Who, and the granddaddy of them all: Cthulhu”.
